Monday, July 21, 2008

Contraband


lunch
Originally uploaded by benwaltzer
International press was shown the following items confiscated from FARC rebels by Colombian goverment forces.

1) A TLC Kashi Apple Bar
2) A muenster cheese sandwich on pita. It was later transferred to tinfoil because "everyone knows, cheese sweats."
3) A bag of highly addictive "Tings" with a street value in the thousands of dollars.
4) An apple juice box, also highly addictive, habit-forming, having a severe effect on the behavior of young children due to its sugar content. Authorities are made to watch training films showing toddlers under the effect of this substance.
5) A bowl of grapes and apples.
6) A bag with the codename "Bella"
7) Water in a bizarre container

Bella has always been fed. This is the first time we've prepared food for her to take and feed to herself. It's a big deal (for us).

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